The Girl Who Never Stopped Running

20 years from now

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• Daughter: I have a blog.
• Me: Omg, I had a blog too when I was younger.
• Daughter: What was it about?!
• Husband: It was about me.

picking my kid up from school in 25 years

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• me: yo shawty, leggoo
• kid: mom, please not this again
• me: stop being a hater. yolo
• kid: you're embarrassing me
• me: swag

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• dumbledore: sit down you little fucks i ain't done yet
• dumbledore: to hermione granger thank fuck you read books or else these two dipshits would be dead by now here have 50 points or something
• dumbledore: to ron weasley for being an awesome chess player here bro let's fist bump you a little smart ginger 50 points for you too
• dumbledore: next for harry potter cuz i know i'm only breeding you to die and i feel bad bro here have 50 points sorry about your shitty life xoxo
• dumbledore: and neville here have like 10 points cause i hate slytherin and i need an excuse for gryffindor to win okay dumbledore out

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• Catalan: No puc.
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• Slovenian: Ne morem.
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• Hungarian: Nem tudom.
• Lithuanian: Aš negaliu.
• Slovak: Nemôžem.
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• Estonian: Ma ei saa.
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• Latvian: Es nevaru.
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• Belarusian: Я не магу.
• Esperanto: Mi ne povas.
• Hebrew: אני לא יכול.
• Latin: Non possum.
• Russian: Я не могу.
• Ukranian: Я не можу.
• Basque: Ezin dut.
• Haitian Creole: Mwen pa kapab.
• Lao: ຂ້າພະເຈົ້າບໍ່ສາມາດ.
• Romanian: Eu nu pot.
• Turkish: Yapamam.
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• Dutch: Dat kan ik niet.
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• Albanian: Unë nuk mund.
• Croatian: Ja ne mogu.
• Georgian: ვერ.
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• Swedish: Jag kan inte.
• Africaans: Ek kan nie.
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• Maltese: Ma nistax.
• Swahili: Siwezi.
• English: I can't.